Killie 4 v 0 Dundee Utd.
Shock! Killie scores 2 months supply of goals in one game.
Celtic 3 v 0 Motherwell
Celtics eternal quest of gaining an edge by fair or foul play continues.
Celtic sign Motherwell’s best player Turnbull before they meet.
Livi 1 v 0 Ross County
Ross County manager David De Gea sees red.
This week’s snoozefest award goes to.
St.Johnstone 1 v 0 St.Mirren
Hibs 0 v 1 Aberdeen
Aberdeens Derek McInnes speaks about Aberdeens ‘Liquid’ football.
It’s called pish Derek.
And last but not least.
Accies 0 v 2 Rangers
The mighty Rangers unbeaten in the month of August with a phenomenal 6 clean sheets and top of the league.
Rangers denied penalty after Roofe was pushed.
Willie Collum has an apparition and sees 2 phantom arms pushing an Accies player and does not award a penalty.
Tavernier doesn’t see the phantom arms, trips over them and breaks his boot lace.
Taxi for Tavernier