Dundee FC missing no vote mystery solved?

A recent video was leaked by a SPFL whistle blower of a nude man chasing a Boar with a laptop in it’s mouth.

John Nelms of Dundee FC was seen chasing the Boar with the laptop which contained the no vote.
John Nelms strenuously denies that it was him in the video, he states it was a case of mistaken identity, and that it was actually Peter Lawwell in the video chasing the no vote.
Nelms is now seeking legal advice and will make no further comment.

The Boar was last seen in the East end of Glasgow running up ‘The Celtic Way’ but no further sightings have been reported.

Peter Lawwell is unavailable for comment as Celtic are holding an internal inquiry.